Another comic, this time mocking Edward and Bella's relationship in the Twilight Saga. I exaggerated a bunch of events for the purpose of this comic. If you want to read about these events (in a very sarcastic tone) read the info below. If not, just skip to the copyright info underneath the bullets at the bottom of the event references after reading this. Every single book was used in this comic, except for Eclipse.

Please don't post hateful comments on this. This isn't meant to create a Twilight-fan riot or anything like that. It's just for fun, and because I'm tired of seeing commercials for New Moon on TV.


References to Twilight
Frame 2: Edward would watch Bella sleep at night during this book, which seems a little tiny (GIGANTIC AMOUNT) like stalking.
Frame 3: Edward was only attracted to Bella because she smelled like good food. It's not because she's pretty, clumsy, weird, etc. It was because she made him hungry.
Frame 4: Edward was trying to scare Bella out of loving him, so he explains how he is the most dangerous predator on earth. During this he says that everything about him draws her in, which seems arrogant on a couple different levels.

References to New Moon
Frame 5: Edward breaks up with Bella in the beginning of the book. It leaves readers with 200+ pages of "BAWWW I MISS MY STALKER".
Frame 6: During the whining, Bella decides it will be a ZOMG AMAZING IDEA to jump off a cliff so she can hear Edward's voice talk to her (when really she should've been going to therapy). This upsets Edward, who runs off to Italy to get naked and sparkle for the people there which would wind up with the Voultori tearing him up. _{I think the Voultori should've tore him up anyway...but that's just my opinion}.
Frame 7: While Bella was being depressed about her stalker leaving, she started to get feelings for her friend Jacob, who was in love with her.
Frame 8: Bella saves Edward from his suicide attempt and they get back together in their 'happy' and 'loving' relationship.

References to Breaking Dawn.
Frame 9: So, lets go over some BASIC facts. In order to have sex, a beating heart is necessary. If you don't know why this is (other than you'd be DEAD), take a sex ed class and take very good notes on the male reproductive system. But, somehow, Bella and Edward are able to have sex.
Frame 10: It was bad enough with Bella and Edward having sex every other page, but then she gets pregnant. HOW CAN HE GET HER PREGNANT, WHEN HE TECHNICALLY IS NOT ALIVE? ...The world will never know.
Frame 11: So, after Bella has the baby, nearly dies, is bitten by Edward who then turns her into a vampire, she finds out Jacob imprints on her baby. She's angry at first, then she's like "awwwwww, we'll be related". It defidently isn't creepy that Jacob is nearly an adult and his 'love' was just born 4 days ago.


Rain, Moon, and Stars are brushes
Twilight Saga (c) Stephenie Meyer
Art (c) to me